Famous Male Exposed: October 2023

Oct 22, 2023

Cocktoberfest 2023: Top 100 Celebrity Penises Ever Seen!

How can one zhuzh up one of the best months of the year? But making it rain celebrity penises. We’re putting the Cock in Cocktober with Cocktoberfest 2023 - a massive list of the top 100 celebrity penises ever seen across movies and television, ranked. The list includes all of your favorite celebrities as well as some underrated stars you may not be familiar with. Check out the full, very NSFW, 100 Penises Cocktoberfest page HERE

Adam Demos, Mike Vogel in Sex/Life

Netflix claims that 20 million of this series’ 67 million viewers replayed this shocking frontal scene at least once.

Demos and Sex/Life showrunner Stacy Rukeyser refuse to divulge whether or not a prosthetic was used. Rukeyser teased: “I can tell you what Adam Demos says about it which is, a gentleman never tells. So, we are leaving that up to the viewer’s imagination.”

If this is really Demos’ penis, it is the biggest celebrity penis on Mr. Man by a mile. Or at least a couple of inches.

Chris Pine in Outlaw King

This scene went viral prior to the movie’s release on Netflix.

Pine stated about the media’s obsession with his penis in this action drama: “There’s so much beheading in this, and yet people want to talk about my penis.” We want to be-heading towards dat dick!

ChristophePaou, PierreDeladonchamps in Stranger by the Lake

Stranger by the Lake is of the most sexually explicit mainstream gay movies ever produced.

Two hardcore gay sex scenes made it into the final edit, but Guiraudie stated that many more were shot and cut out at the last minute. He didn’t want the movie to be about the sex.

Chris Zylka in The Leftovers

The headline-grabbing frontal scene was released two years before Zylka and Paris Hilton began dating. Wonder if she was a fan of the show?

In addition to having a thick penis, this scene showcases Zylka’s larger-than-average balls.

Peter Vack in PVT Chat

In this sexual scene, a fan (Vack) meets the cam girl of his dreams while they both actually masturbate.

We love how Vack casually strokes his incredibly excited cock throughout this lengthy shot, which lasts over a full minute.

This model-hot actor briefly bared his penis tip in 2017’s Assholes, but PVT Chat is by far his best nude role to date.

Zach McGowan in Shameless

Shameless has the most male nudity out of any television series in history.

McGowan also went full frontal on his series Black Sails.

His big penis steals the show here as he casually makes breakfast in front of William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum. Looks like we’re having sausage for breakfast!

Mark Rylance in Intimacy

Intimacy was the first-ever movie featuring unsimulated sex to receive a mainstream release in England.

Mark Rylance is the only Oscar-winning actor to perform real sex on camera.

During the opening real sex scene, Rylance can be seen adjusting his costar’s position in order to go even deeper in the missionary position.

Ben Affleck in Gone Girl

We concluded on our list of Hollywood “showers vs growers” that Ben Affleck has the biggest penis in Hollywood.

Reese Witherspoon was a producer on Gone Girl, and stated on Watch What Happens Live that she is a big fan of Ben Affleck’s large cock (even congratulating his then-wife Jennifer Garner!)

Jacob Elordi in Euphoria

The teens-gone-wild series Euphoria made headlines with this shocking penis-filled locker room scene.

Gorgeous jock actor Jacob Elordi confronts a grand total of 21 (yes, we counted!) high school penises.

Daniel Craig in Love Is the Devil

Eight years before landing the role of a lifetime as James Bond, Craig let his 007 inches hang out in this legendary bath tub scene. TBH, we might be talking 008 inches.

Thanks to his large penis and balls, amazing nudity, ripped body, and leading man good looks, Daniel Craig is consistently one of the most searched celebrities at Mr. Man.