Luke Evans Nude

 

Luke Evans turns 42-years-hung on April 15th, and we’re celebrating with a look at his hottest on screen appearances ever. Naturally! This openly gay actor loves teasing his ripped and tan gym body on Instagram, but he goes above and beyond the call of booty when it comes to his film and television roles. Below you can find Luke Evans’ hottest newd and shirtless appearances… ever!

 

In 2018 Luke Evans hit the small screen opposite Dakota Fanning for The Alienist. This TNT series features a dynamite look at Luke’s ageless fat ass.

And who could forget Luke’s role in the horror movie Ma. Kween Octavia Spencer steals the show here, but she’s almost outdone by Luke’s mouthwatering penis which sadly is prosthetic.

Back in 2013 Luke Evans teased his fans with this shadowy look at his perfect butt in No One Lives. See our collection of Luke’s beautiful cakes.

And we are lusting this peek at Luke’s flat af stomach in 2014’s Dracula Untold. 

But today, folks, we saved the best for last. 2013’s The Great Train Robbery is the definitive best place to see what Luke is packing. Sure, we get an eyeful of that squeezable ass as he bends down to pull up his manties in front of an audience.

But the ream magic happens when Luke turns around to reveal his huge visible penis outline!

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Jérémie Laheurte frontal/erect in "La vie d'Adèle"

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Size Matters - The Biggest Dicks In Hollywood!

 The Biggest And Smallest Penises In Hollywood!

The folks over at Mr. Man put in the HARD work to determine which celebrities have the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood. Only A-listers were considered, and the findings have been verified by their team of highly specialized guy-ientists. Those are guy scientists for you non-academics! See the top three biggest penises, as well as the top three smallest penises, in the biz we call SHOW below! To peep the full list of the 20 biggest and smallest celebrity cocks, head here.

 

Ben Affleck has the biggest penis in Hollywood, and you can see his door knocker in action in this steamy Gone Girl shower scene.

 Let’s get a closer look up in hur…

The second biggest Hollywood cock belongs to Michael Fassbender! His massive cock flops side to side as he sashays towards the camera in Shame.

And the third biggest celeb cock belongs to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. See his mouthwatering member during his multiple gratuitous nude scenes on Watchmen

Now it’s on to some fun-sized schlongs. Terrence Howard has the smallest penis in Hollywood. His petite package makes a major appearance during a group shower scene in Get Rich Or Die Tryin’! Maybe in Terryology (Howard’s unproven math theory) three inches equals a foot!

Leonardo DiCaprio is the proud owner of the second smallest Hollywood cock. Back when he was a mere twink, Leo let it all hang out in Total Eclipse

One more time for the cheap seats...

And if you’re a fan of pint-sized packages, you’ll definitely want to see what Jude Law is packing. He has the third smallest A-list cock, and you can check it out in The Talented Mr. Ripley when he takes a bath next to Matt Damon. Hey fellas, don’t sweat the small stuff! We have about 1200 more celebrity cocks right here!

 

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Aaron Taylor-Johnson naked in "Savages"

Look at his BIG DICK HERE!