THE
6TH ANNUAL MANATOMY AWARDS
It’s time for the Manatomy Awards,
the only award that shines a spotlight on the past year’s finest naked male achievements
in film and TV. There are over 43 categories and TONS of sexy beefcake and
butts.
Let’s celebrate the fine actors who had the
balls to go naked…here are some of our faves.
The explosively sexual Sauvage/Wild won Best
Picture. This French flick about a love-addicted male escort features full
frontal, real
sex acts, and even an oversized butt plug. Basically, an instant Mr.Man
classic.
The revival of Tales of the City was hotter and nuder than we could have hoped for and a clear winner for Best TV Show. Loads of gay nudity with the icing on these cakes being the insanely passionate sex scene between Daddy Murray Bartlett and Charlie Barnett.
And the Best Full Frontal award goes
to the handsome Jack Reynor in Midsommar. With his beefy body, natural bush and
thick penis fans of this cult sex ritual flick will agree that
Jack’s on fire ;)
Ryan O’Connell got to tell his real truth
in the groundbreaking series Special, winner of the Best Gay Scene.
Check out this realistic gay scene where he bottoms for the first time. Real is sexy and this
is real sexy.
The Oscar’s don’t have a Best Sex Robot
category but we do! The homoerotic romp Life Like delivered a robot programmed
to make us horny.
A new category this year is Best Peach
Emoji Butt. Who need an emoji when we have the real thing? Finn Cole’s perfect butt epitomizes the peach emoji, making his scene in
Animal Kingdom downright…peachy.
Not only is Daniel Craig our favorite Daddy
he is also the winner of the Lifetime Skinchievement award. Check out his 007inches as well as a muscular ass that will leave you shaken AND stirred.
There was no more explosive nude scene in
2019 than this lengthy locker room shot on Euphoria. With 21 PENISES,
it was the clear winner for Best Locker Room scene.
Any time Zac Efron shows his butt he needs
to get an award and this one is called Best Ted Buns-y.
Seeing him as notorious serial killer Ted Bundy was shocking enough but who
could have imagined he’d bare his rock hard buns during a strip search!?
Our favorite butt of the year belonged to Joshua Orpin, winner of
Best Superhero Nudity. His high and tight smooooooth ass on Titans was
perfection.
BONUS CONTENT….and by Bonus we mean Boner! The Best Cumshot Award is for a
scene from Under The Rain. After intense blowjobs and anal sex scenes so hot you can practically feel
them, we get this year’s most orgasmic cumshot.
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