Apr 8, 2021
Apr 4, 2021
Size Matters - The Biggest Dicks In Hollywood!
The Biggest And Smallest Penises In Hollywood!
The folks over at Mr. Man put in the HARD work to determine which
celebrities have the biggest and smallest penises in Hollywood. Only A-listers
were considered, and the findings have been verified by their team of highly
specialized guy-ientists. Those are guy scientists for you non-academics! See
the top three biggest penises, as well as the top three smallest penises, in
the biz we call SHOW below! To peep the full list of the 20 biggest and
smallest celebrity cocks, head here.
Ben Affleck has the biggest penis in Hollywood, and you can see his door
knocker in action in this steamy Gone Girl shower scene.
The second biggest Hollywood cock belongs to Michael Fassbender! His massive cock flops side to side as he
sashays towards the camera in Shame.
And the third biggest celeb cock belongs to Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. See
his mouthwatering member during his multiple gratuitous nude scenes on Watchmen
Now it’s on to some fun-sized schlongs. Terrence Howard has the smallest
penis in Hollywood. His petite package makes a major appearance during a group
shower scene in Get Rich Or Die Tryin’! Maybe in Terryology (Howard’s unproven
math theory) three inches equals a foot!
Leonardo DiCaprio is the proud owner of the second smallest Hollywood cock. Back when he was a mere
twink, Leo let it all hang out in Total Eclipse
Let’s get a closer look up in hur…
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more time for the cheap seats...
And if you’re a fan of pint-sized packages, you’ll definitely want to see what Jude Law is packing. He has the third smallest A-list cock, and you can check it out in The Talented Mr. Ripley when he takes a bath next to Matt Damon. Hey fellas, don’t sweat the small stuff! We have about 1200 more celebrity cocks right here!
And if you’re a fan of pint-sized packages, you’ll definitely want to see what Jude Law is packing. He has the third smallest A-list cock, and you can check it out in The Talented Mr. Ripley when he takes a bath next to Matt Damon. Hey fellas, don’t sweat the small stuff! We have about 1200 more celebrity cocks right here!
Apr 3, 2021
Mar 31, 2021
The Best Dicks of 2020
We’re counting down the Best Dicks of 2020, starting with
Gregório Duvivier in Invisible Life. It turns out that his dong was quite
visible 26 minutes in when he showed it off while fully fluffed. If you’re a
foreskin lover this one’s for you!
Next it’s the stacked Corey Knight in We Are Who We Are. He strips down in the bedroom to prove that he are hung. Corey? Well, he’ll make you feel whorey. And that’s a promise.
One of the surprise hung cocks of the year belongs to Jonathan Barnwell
in Industry. He’s Barnwell hung when he saunters into the kitchen with his
thigh-slapper on full display. Check out the full scene here!
Our runner up cock is Tom Mercier in Synonyms. The gorgeous Israeli hunk made his nude debut in epic fashion - going very frontal in multiple scenes, and even masturbating in the shower! What’s the synonym for… huge throbbing cock??
Finally, our number one penis of 2020 is Juan Carlos Maldonado in The Prince! And what separates him from the pack, you ask? He’s the crown prince of slime - unloading his huge erect cock in multiple masturbation scenes. Juan always leaves us Juan-ting more!
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